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This here, ladies and gentlemales… is awesome.

For a while now, myself and McGod have been quite entertained by the music you get on keygens… today, I have stumbled across this website - http://keygenjukebox.com
Hurrah!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Yowzers.
So I went to see AC/DC again on Friday. I still ache. I started out at about 1-ish, and went to Mr Pinto’s pub (again). From there I walked to Westminster tube station and got a tube to Wembley (stopping off at St John’s Wood (huhuhuhuhuh) for a piss). Upon arriving at the cash machine [...]

I totally forgot to post that I went to Download…
For the first time ever, I didn’t turn up on the first day (or before the first day), but ended up getting a lift off Thomas Scissorhands on the Thursday morning, and paying £180 to a tout
It was also the first time I had [...]

So I was going through Google Maps to see if I could find anything interesting near Rach’s house.
I did.
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Well, I got back from London yesterday… not a great deal to say, apart from I went to Mr Pinto’s pub, The Albert, in Westminster, which was fun, apart from the fact Mr Pinto wasn’t actually there, and I was stood there for 3 hours amongst a load of men in suits wearing what are [...]

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AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH! IT’S DRIVING ME FUCKING MAD!

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